The Federation of North Northland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.325 billion North Northlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The North Northlandian economy, worth 265 trillion Northland dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,849 Northland dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Northland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Northland is ranked 44,103^rd in the world and 375^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,828.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.